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911:  911 what's your emergency?
Me:  Please send help ASAP my boyfriend is stuck!
911:  Okay, please calm down.  Where is he stuck?
Me:  In my computer screen!
 




  
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911: 911 what's your emergency? Me: Please send help ASAP

22 faves · May 27, 2012 8:51pm

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