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Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.

“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

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Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore

539 faves · 8 comments · May 27, 2012 9:25am

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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
LMFAO!!! i Fricken love this!!! My day is made
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calmurself · 1 decade ago
Frigging God. I LOVE THIS!

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Colgate · 1 decade ago
LMFAO
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Abbylovesyou · 1 decade ago
ohdearlord. My night is made.(:
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WordsIWillNeverSay · 1 decade ago
Hahaha
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blueeyedblonde · 1 decade ago
if i ever go to the doctors for a soarethroat i will sooo say this (; (;
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
LOL I just rapped that xD
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kylaz323 · 1 decade ago
OHMYGOODNESS you are amazing.
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