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If any guy asks me out by
using any of the pickup lines, I will say yes.


I lost my teddy bear, can I  sleep with you?

Is your last name Cambell's, 'cause you're looking mmm mmm good.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Is your dad in jail? 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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