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annoying things to do on an elevator;
1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral
3) MEOW occasionally
4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
5) say "DING" at each floor
6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space"
8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

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