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Mum: Me and your father are going to divorce next month!
Me: Whaaat!!! Why!?!?!??
Mum: What? Oh... auto correct... we're going to DISNEY.
Me: oh, that was awkward.
Mum: yup.
Me: yeaaah.
Mum: even though we have been aruging alot lately....
Me: mum! Please.. stop.
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