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If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."

Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.

Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"

Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.  

Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.  

Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.

Buy a turtle and name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."

Go into a bank wearing a ski mask and leave as if nothing is wrong.

Find a bruised apple on the shelf at the store and yelll at it asking "Who did this to you!?"

Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
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funny things to do If asked which child is yours while standing

10 faves · 1 comments · May 20, 2012 7:41pm

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kd00 · 1 decade ago
the apple and the playground are the best :p lmao
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