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Yeah, so this really hot guy said
"hi" to me today
I was like:
OMG WE BOTH
BREATHE AIR AND LIVE IN AMERICA WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LET US
WALK TO THE NEAREST CHURCH AND GET MARRIED SCREW WEDDING DRESSES
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED NOW AND WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER WITH TWO
BEAUTIFIUL CHILDREN AND A BIG HOUSE
BECAUSE WE ARE OBVIOUSLY
PERFECT FOR
EACHOTHER.
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