Stages of Shoe
Shopping:
1. Oh my gosh those are the most hideous shoes I
have ever seen, I'm going to try them on just to see how
stupid they look
2. Hmm... they didn't look as bad on
my foot, and they're actually quite comfortable
3. maybe I will just walk around
the store in these and shop some
more
4. Well, I mean, if the price is reasonable I
could get these....
1111
5. They're only $50, that's not so
bad, that could only feed like ten starving kids for a month
maybe
6. If I don't get these I will die
and then come back to life just so I can buy these shoes and be
buried with them because that is my dying wish