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Stages of Shoe Shopping:

1. 
Oh my gosh those are the most hideous shoes I have ever seen, I'm going to try them on just to see how stupid they look

2.  Hmm... they didn't look as bad on my foot, and they're actually quite comfortable

3.  maybe I will just walk around the store in these and shop some more                     
 
4. Well, I mean, if the price is reasonable I could get these....
1111
5. They're only $50, that's not so bad, that could only feed like ten starving kids for a month maybe

6. If I don't get these I will die and then come back to life just so I can buy these shoes and be buried with them because that is my dying wish
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Stages of Shoe Shopping: 1. Oh my gosh those are the most hideous

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