typical conversation over text between my mom&me ..

       
        Mom: Did you ask her for his name?
        Me:    Ask who? Do you want me to use those magical mind
                  powers you neglected to give me?
        Mom: When you find the mind powers, then send them
                   my way, lol. Nevermind, just send the whole mind.
        Me:    Sorry, no can do. Common sense is something
                  our family women all lack.
        Mom: Speak for yourself, I just married into the family.
        Me:    You made me.
        Mom: Dad's genes.
        Me:    But you also made my sisters and considering 2 of
                  them are my half sisters, it has to be your genes.
        Mom: Yeah, yeah.
        Me: Point, me.