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a twist on a cheesy love story:

girl: i'm having heart surgery today.
boy: i know.
girl: i love you!
boy: i love you more!
*after heart surgery, her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: where is he?
dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
*girl starts crying*
dad: lol just kidding he's in the bathroom




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a twist on a cheesy love story: girl: i'm having heart surgery

9 faves · 6 comments · May 5, 2012 9:48pm

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oliviarose · 7 years ago
@MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
If you look at the date and time on yours and then @micha136 you can see that her quote was done a day before you so whay dont you stop and think before you start to report people
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MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart · 7 years ago
you jocked this from me, reported
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funnyswirls · 7 years ago
wow! I cant believe one person copied this from you. They didn't even give tumblr credit! oh well, they are trying to hide their unoriginality.
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micha136 · 7 years ago
its so frustratingggg
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blankwolf* · 7 years ago
OMFG xD I love this. I hate that the one person jocked it though and got a top quote. D;
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smilelaughlivexoxo · 7 years ago
HAHAHA.. this really shouldn't be funny but it is
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