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*Me Home Alone*
Me: Man, I'm hungrey
Me: OM NOM NOM FOOD!
Me: Now I'm going to get fat.
Me: Lol I don't even care.
Me: *Sings current favorite song obnoxiously loud*
Me: Man I hope the neighbor's can't hear me...
Me: Well if they can, they must be pretty entertained.
Me: I'm hungry!
Me: Why is there no good food?!
Me: *Sings some more*
Me: Geez this song is really depressing.
Me: Wow, I haven't watched this show in a while!
Me: Oh.. That's why.. This is really wierd.
Me: I could go for some more food.
Me: Why does my house have no food?!
Me: Ooh, let's check Witty Profiles
Me: And no one can spy on me.. Hehe..
Me: I'm so stealthy. I could be a ninja.
Me: I'm hungry.
nmq/f

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