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*Laying down to sleep*
Me: Im not tired.
Me: What am I gonna do tomorrow.
Me: Wait, its not the weekend.
Me: I'll probably just sleep all day.
Me: Wait, was that a monster?
Me: *Hides under covers*
Me: HAHAAH I have out smarted you.
Me: Ok. Lets go to sleep.
Me: Lays there* AGH forgot to pray.
Me: praying then gets distracted*
Me: lol. he looked at me today.
Me: Wait, maybe, he was looking at the girl behind me.
Me: HAHA.. He was wasnt he -.-
Me: Forever alone.
Me: Lalalal elmos world.
Me: Hears phone vibrate-
Me: Leans way over the bed so I wont have to get up-
Me: Text message, woot woot im so popular!
Mom:-text- You need to go to bed.
Me: Shhhhhhhh.

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*Laying down to sleep* Me: Im not tired. Me: What am I gonna

1072 faves · 17 comments · May 3, 2012 7:33pm

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cropacuddles22 · 1 decade ago
Hahahah when I saw the praying thing I'm like "OMG THA IS SOOO ME!" I love this btw hahahh made my day :)
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
I always get distracted when I pray too! Hahah, it's amazing how accurate this is
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sexy_strawberry101 · 1 decade ago
L.M.F.A.O.
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ForeverYounq_ · 1 decade ago
Haha, you're funny. (:
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taylorswiftfanxx16 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA story of my life. especially the praying part i alwyas get distracted praying!
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Bubbles7999 · 1 decade ago
i do that.... :)
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veronica_syd66 · 1 decade ago
story of my life
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mireunlove15 · 1 decade ago
the whole praying and getting distracted part is soo me haha!
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fern · 1 decade ago
*Lalala Elmos World* --> Fav. Part(:
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gasuy123 · 1 decade ago
lol funny
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booboo4 · 1 decade ago
does anyone else think that this is Jenna Marbles?
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Oh.... Hahah at first, I thought they were thoughts but then... the text at the end? Perfect =)
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
lol...
"money in the pocket. m in the p. m in the p"
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reyyy312 · 1 decade ago
haha this is so me :)
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
LOL this is so true and soooo funny!! this desperatly needs to be a top quote:)
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megatron · 1 decade ago
love thissss
#topquote♥
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
MY MOM TEXTS ME TOO
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