*Me looking at myself in the mirror*
Me: Ugh my
skin-tone is uneven
Me: OMG is that a
zit?!?!
Me: Great,
he'll never like a girl with Mt. Everest on her
forehead
Me: My head is
awkwardly shaped
Me: Why
can't my hair be straight for one day?
Me: My nose is crooked!
Me: Holy stuff, dont panic...i'll just try to make
it straight again
Me: It's not working!!
Me: I wonder if Jennifer Lopez does this in
the morning
Me: Nah, shes gorgeous
Me: There's not one centimeter of my
face that is perfect.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!
*Runs away from mirror*
