Witty Profiles
HOW TO GET A TOP QUOTE:
* Mention One
Direction
* Mention how annoyed
you are with One Direction
*
Lie about having a disease (I know some people really do, you
don't need to tell me)
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Start with, "I know nobody's going to read this
but..."
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For every fave, you'll stop cutting (because depression has
become the style now, when some people actually have it)
*
Steal something from Tumblr
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Mention the Hunger Games
*
"Hey, I just told [insert adult who you would never want
to see your witty here] about Witty and they said if I get
[insert unnecessarily huge humber here] faves they'll let
me bring the Dinosaurs back and teach you all how to fly and
give me a map to Hogwarts and everyone will stop smoking and
cutting and world peace yay"
*
Do anything other than be yourself
485 faves · 36 comments · Apr 22, 2012 12:33am
completeinhim
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1 decade ago
@elprado01 I've cut before, so don't think I don't know how the hurt is addictive. But some people just say it as a way to get pity, and you can tell because if you really cut, people clicking a button wouldn't make you stop. Trust me.
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elprado01
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1 decade ago
No. Never. I will never fake cutting or a disease. Its very disrespectful. I cant believe someone would post this! This is amazingly disrespectful. If you dont cut, be glad! Its an addiction and its AWFUL! If you dont have a disease? dont fake it. There are people dying in a bed with cancer at this moment. How rude and disrespectful is this quote??
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smallzx88
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1 decade ago
I've been on witty for 3 years now. I'm ashamed of the new wittty.
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xxhixhaterxx
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1 decade ago
I just made a quote based off of this..Main credit to you :D.
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InYourWildestDreams
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1 decade ago
exactly
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charlie204501
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1 decade ago
insanely true!
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mireunlove15
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1 decade ago
this quote is 100% accurate
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loveitxoxo
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1 decade ago
so true
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completeinhim
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1 decade ago
v Not sure if you're being sarcastic but thank you?
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springerspaniel1
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1 decade ago
Good work
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springerspaniel1
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1 decade ago
U mentioned ALL of these so u get a super duper top quote and a virtual sticker
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lovelife17
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1 decade ago
It's sad because it's so flucking true.
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completeinhim
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1 decade ago
@livvygurl77 Yeah of course. There's plenty of those :/
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livvygurl77
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1 decade ago
Also when people make lists bout it.
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ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart
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1 decade ago
So true.
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completeinhim
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1 decade ago
@alreadytorn Sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude, I'm just a little sick of top quotes these days.
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alreadytorn
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1 decade ago
Pretty rude, but a hundred percent true!
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imsopurdy
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1 decade ago
This is way too accurate.
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completeinhim
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1 decade ago
Thank you all so much!
And @lovetolovex3 last time I checked this was a quote. Stop hating. It's not pretty.
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