Woman: *Hands Niall her number*
Niall: umm...
Woman: Hey I just met you
Niall: yea-
Woman: And this is crazy
Niall: just a bi-
Woman: But if you're looking for an older
woman
Niall: I'm really no-
Woman: Just call me maybe
Niall: ...
Woman: ;D
Niall: ...You're like, 72.