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Mom: Why the hell did you ditch school? Were you eating weed or f-f*cking some guy?!
Me: Mom, it's smoking weed, not eating, and no. I was at the park playing Pokemon...
Her: WHAT? NO ONE GOES TO THE PARK TO PLAY POKEMON!


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Mom: Why the hell did you ditch school? Were you eating weed

14 faves · Mar 22, 2012 8:22pm

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