Sunday
School
Little Mary wasn't the
best student at Sunday School. She always fell asleep. One day
the teacher was calling on
her quite a bit. The little boy John behind her liked her and didn't
want her to get in trouble, so every time the teacher called on
Mary, John would poke her with a pin. The
teacher asked Mary, "Who is God's son?" Mary didnt wake up, so John poked her with the needle.
Mary whipped her head around
and said, "Jesus
Christ!" the teacher was happy and said. "Very
good Mary." A while
later the teacher called on Mary again. This time she asked her,
"Who created the
Earth?" John
poked her again and Mary
said, "God
Almighty!" again the teacher was pleased and went on teaching
the class. Later the teacher
asked Mary a third question,
"Mary, what did Abraham's wife say when they were
going to concieve their 23rd chid?" Again,
John poked Mary. This time Mary was outraged and screamed,
"If you stick that thing in me
one more time ill break it in half!" The teacher
fainted.