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Little Mary wasn't the best student at Sunday School. She always fell asleep. One day the teacher was calling on her quite a bit. The little boy John behind her liked her and didn't want her to get in trouble, so every time the teacher called on Mary, John would poke her with a pin. The teacher asked Mary, "Who is God's son?" Mary didnt wake up, so John poked her with the needle. Mary whipped her head around and said, "Jesus Christ!" the teacher was happy and said. "Very good Mary." A while later the teacher called on Mary again. This time she asked her, "Who created the Earth?" John poked her again and Mary said, "God Almighty!" again the teacher was pleased and went on teaching the class. Later the teacher asked Mary a third question, "Mary, what did Abraham's wife say when they were going to concieve their 23rd chid?" Again, John poked Mary. This time Mary was outraged and screamed, "If you stick that thing in me one more time ill break it in half!" The teacher fainted.
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Sunday School Little Mary wasn't the best student at Sunday School.

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