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Lost your pencil = No pencil
No pencil = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You skinny
You skinny = You ugly
You ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death

LESSON LEARNED: Don't lose your pencil or you will die.

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Lost your pencil = No pencil No pencil = No notes No notes =

24 faves · 6 comments · Mar 20, 2012 10:55pm

EmilyNichole

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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
We will continue this conversation later...
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lozfaz* · 1 decade ago
I have 3 pencils and a rubber shaped as rudolph, even though it's spring. Also, the boy I sit next to in Spanish wrote "Reindeer hole" and started mutilating it.
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
I have a pencil case full of pens, pencils, fineliners and a ruler as well as a rubber that is unusable because I drew a picture of Ferb on it... BUT STILL! So BOOOM back at you, you jelly baby murderer!
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lozfaz* · 1 decade ago
Normaly I have none. These are all I've found on the floor... But still, BOOM MissyLizzie saying that this quote applies to me. How wrong you were.
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
FrazzleDazzled just took out three pencils...
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Louisha_Jane · 1 decade ago
WOW. I am definitely finding a pencil tomorrow. :o
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