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Dear parents ,


   Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named aladdin.

Snow White lived alone with 7 men.

Pinocchio was a liar.

Robin Hood was a theif.

Tarzan walked around without clothes on.

A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty & she married him.

Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.





YOU CAN'T BLAME US,

We were taught to rebel at a very young age...

 

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Dear parents , Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless

582 faves · 5 comments · Mar 18, 2012 1:06pm

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partyrocker48 · 1 decade ago
PEACE AND BLESSINGS UPON YOU.
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Jazzygurl28 · 1 decade ago
OMGZ LIKE... I SAW THIS QUOTE LIKE 920173098237429347102398 TIMES AND IT'S SOOO ANNOYING SOO YOU GUYS CAN JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES SO PLEASE GO AWAY AND GET EATEN BY SHARKS.....PEACE AND BLESSINGS... LUV YOU ALL <3 BYE
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SazzX* · 1 decade ago
Haha.
I have to tell people about this ! :)
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RileyLuvsYou · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha you totaly just made my day :)
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Love this :D we now have an excuse!
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