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month of birth

January-i ate pizza with
February-i sang about
March-i danced with
April-i had a food fight with
May-i kissed
June-i sat on
July-i love
August-i got beat up by
September-i licked
October-i farted on
November-i smiled at
December-i went out to brunch with


date of birth
1-5-a duck
6-10-a bag
11-15-one direction
16-20-my brother
21-25-my cousin's uncle
26-31-witty profiles


color of your shirt
pink-because i lost my butterfly
blue-because i smashed my jello
green-because my mom ate my peanut butter
white-because i'm lost in the amazon jungle
black-and i pooped out a rainbow
orange-and then i got a unicorn
other-because i like bagels with cheese


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8 faves · 20 comments · Mar 12, 2012 11:57am

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Jojoloving1 · 1 decade ago
I ate pizza with witty profiles, because i lost my butterfly.. lol
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ElleRain10 · 1 decade ago
I wheat to brunch with one direction because I smashed my jello. Ooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy?
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago
I smiled at a bag because I smashed my jello o.0
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theinvisiblegirl* · 1 decade ago
I smiled at my cousins uncle and I pooped out a rainbow
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xLizzIsAmazing · 1 decade ago
I had a food fight with One Direction and I pooped out a rainbow.
hahahahahhaha xD
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ImDancingRightNow · 1 decade ago
I danced with one driection because im lost in the amazon jungle :p
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Runaway_love · 1 decade ago
i love my brother because i lost my butterfly
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RachelLoves143 · 1 decade ago
I sat on my cousins uncle because i like bagles with cheese :3
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babyboo16 · 1 decade ago
I went out to brunch with my brother because my mom ate my peanut butter lol I LOVE THESE QUOTES!!!! <3
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babyboo16 · 1 decade ago
I danced with my cousins uncle because i like bagels with cheese
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LiveLaughLoveRock · 1 decade ago
I got beat up by a monkey because i'm lost in the amazon jungle. I love these quotes!
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helly1358 · 1 decade ago
I danced with my brother because I'm lost in the Amazon Jungle *whoop whoop*
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Maarijax · 1 decade ago
i got beat up by a bag and i pooped out a rainbow XD
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FelicetiLatimer · 1 decade ago
i kissed one direction because im lost in the amazon jungle
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Grimm · 1 decade ago
I danced with one direction becasue my mom ate peanut butter.... "MOM GO EAT PEANUT BUTTER!!!"
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macNcheese66 · 1 decade ago
I kissed my cousins uncle because I smashed my jello.
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droosiethepineapple · 1 decade ago
i sang about one direction because i smashed my jello
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superfish12 · 1 decade ago
vv LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL.
Mine is;
I ate pizza with my brother because I lost my butterfly..
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audreyann · 1 decade ago
i got beat up by one direction because i lost my butterfly
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MeeAndYoou · 1 decade ago
I went to brunch with a duck because I like bagels with cheese :L
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