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On the phone
Mom: What else do you want from the store?
Me: Nothing-OH WAIT. Buy me lettuce!
Her: Water?
Me: NO. LETTUCE.
Her: Why do you want water?
Me: MOM I SAID LETTUCE.
Her: Just plain water? Why? We have water at home.
Me: MOTHER I SAID LETTUCE. L-E-T-T-laughs never freaking mind, just buy me my monster. hangs up
mom calls back
Me: Hello?
Her: Did you mean butter?

And this is why I love my hearing impaired mother. 
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‎On the phone Mom: What else do you want from the store?

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