On the
phone
Mom: What else do you want from
the store?
Me: Nothing-OH WAIT. Buy me
lettuce!
Her: Water?
Me: NO.
LETTUCE.
Her: Why do you want
water?
Me: MOM I SAID
LETTUCE.
Her: Just plain water? Why? We
have water at home.
Me: MOTHER I SAID LETTUCE.
L-E-T-T-laughs never freaking mind, just
buy me my monster. hangs
up
mom calls
back
Me: Hello?
Her: Did you mean butter?
And this is why I love my
hearing impaired mother. ♥
On the phone Mom: What else do you want from the store?
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Mar 10, 2012 1:34am