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119 faves · 187 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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pandabearstories · 1 decade ago
I lost my clock because I was drunk:))
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Dance16 · 1 decade ago
I ate a muddy dog because i was dared to.
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Downs44 · 1 decade ago
I licked a toilet seat because i had too much partying with Kesha, which totally makes sense ;D
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iliketoreadthesethings · 1 decade ago
i licked a toilet seat because i wanted a thrill o.O
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Bails2498 · 1 decade ago
I made out with Zac Efron because I wanted a thrill.
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Carlota89 · 1 decade ago
I puked out a muddy dog because I wanted a thrill.
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maroon · 1 decade ago
a mouse was behind my toilet seat because i was drunk ;P !!!! lmao
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dancergurrl143 · 1 decade ago
i crushed a hobo because i was drunk.
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SmokedSalmon · 1 decade ago
i saw a nugget and a hobo because i was drunk & wanted a thrill :)
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GagaMonster · 1 decade ago
I was a hobo because I had too much partying with Ke$ha. :P
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Aaliyahsayshi · 1 decade ago
i was forced to hug a hobo because i wanted a thrill
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katherined03 · 1 decade ago
i wish i was a baby's bottle because i had too much partying with Ke$ha.
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sup2010 · 1 decade ago
I madeout with a Zac Efron because I was dared to.
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AmberRoxsursocks · 1 decade ago
i wish i was a my sister becasue i was drunk
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xotennisxoshorty3 · 1 decade ago
I puked out a toilet seat because I had to much partying with Ke$ha.(:
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ben23brocks · 1 decade ago
I crushed a hobo because I was drunk
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EmbraceTheUndertow · 1 decade ago
i puked out a muddy dog bc i had to much parting with kesha... sounds fun

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I_love_ZaynMalik · 1 decade ago
i read a book about a nugget because i was drunk.(:
<3
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olives · 1 decade ago
I crushed a hobo because I was drunk!
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yeahbuddyAC97 · 1 decade ago
i lost my hobo becuase im extra special;)

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