Gymnastics
You tell me that all a gymnast is,
is a little girl prancing around in leotard.
You tell me that it's easy, and it's not a sport.
But hunny?
Have you ever seen those quarter size
pieces of skin that get ripped off our hands?
Those huge burns on our legs from slipping down the
side of the beam?
Have you ever thought about doing those crazy things
we do?
Did you ever think that we're at risk of death
every time we step onto the floor,
mount that 4 inch piece of wood that's 4 feet off of ground,
start sprinting towards that staionary table,
only to do crazy skills over it,
or start our bar routines?

No. So shut up.