10 Things I hate about everyone,
Number 1: People who point at there watch asking for te time.
Number 2: People who walk around the whole room searching for the remote because there to lazy to go over to the TV and press the buttons to change the channel.
Number 3: People who say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it dont you" yea why would I want a cake if i couldnt eat it? 
Number 4: When people say "its always the last place you look" When your looking for something....of course it is why would i keep looking after i found it??
Number 5: When people are in a movie theater and turn to you and say "did you see that?" no i just paid 7 dollors to sit here and not see the movie.
Number 6: People who ask you "Hey can i ask you a question?" didnt give me a choice there did yea?
Number 7: When people say something is "New and Improved" which is it? If its new then theres never been anything like it before.. so it cant be improved. If its an improvement then theres already been something like that and you're improving it...so it cant be new.
Number 8: When people say "life is short" its really not...life is the longest thing anybody does! What can you possibly do thats longer then life?
Number 9:  When your waiting for the best and some idiot walks up and says "Hey the bus come yet?" if the bus came would i be standing here?
Number 10:  When people say "I think what they use to be" Oh what did they use to be? ears, arms, legs,pillows?
Those are just 10 things i hate about everybody.