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I came home one night

with my cousins


and my dad was staring

through the window like a

creep.


I walked in and was like

"Dad, you are the

definition of the creepy

father. I'm never gonna

bring my date home if

you're gonna do that."


He just looked at me and

said, "Well, you're never

gonna have a date, so I

guess we don't have

anything to worry

about."


Sometimes my parents just BOOST my self-confidence.<3
(nmf)
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I came home one night with my cousins and my dad was staring

8 faves · 1 comments · Feb 11, 2012 9:31pm

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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Ouch. That's so cruel!
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