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so 3 men were asked to go on a simple quest
they had to get something small and drop it out of the plan then go find it again
the 1st man took a dime and dropped it out of the plane
the 2nd man took a penny and dropped it out of the plane
the 3rd man took a bomb and dropped it out of the plane
so then the man went back down to the ground
the 1st man saw a little girl crying and said
little girl little girl why in the world are you crying?
the little girl said
that stupid dime fell from the sky, hit my dog and now hes dead
the 2nd man saw a another little girl crying and said
little girl little girl why in the world are you crying?
the little girl said
my penny fell from the sky and hit my grandma and now shes pushin up daisies
the 3rd man saw a little boy laughing and said
little boy little boy why are you laughing?
the little boy said
MY DAD FARTED AND BLEW UP THE HOUSE!

                                                          
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so 3 men were asked to go on a simple quest they had to get something

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