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A VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON!
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher
was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a
little
boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!

aHaHaHaHaH! i DiDnT mAkE tHiS.. i cOpiEd iT fRoM Mii bUdDiEz pRoFiLe aNd i tHoUgHt iT wAs pReTtY fUnNii sO i pUt iT hErE!
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A VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON! One day a 6 year old girl

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