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Her: My mom just walked in my room, drunk. She hands me a plate of chocolate chip cookies and I go "Where's my milk?" And she points to her boobs and goes "Uh, these don't make milk anymore honey. Sorry." And then walks out.

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my best friend ♥ Her: My mom just walked in my room, drunk.

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