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hey this is pickup responses vol II
look 4 vol III coming soon

11)Man: how does it feel to be the most beautifule woman here?
Woman: how does it feel to be the biggest liar here?
12)Man: So, u wanna go back to my place?
Woman: well I don’t know, will 2 people fit under a rock?
13)Man: id like 2 call u. whats ur number?
Woman: its in the phone book
Man: but I don’t know ur name
Woman: that’s in the phone book too.
14)Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: then please leave me alone
15)Man: haven’t we met before?
Woman; yes, im the receptionist at the V D clinic
16)Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts
17)Man: I can tell that u want me
Woman: oooh ur so right..to leave
18)Man: hey cutie how about u an I hitting the hotspots
Woman:” sorry, I don’t date outside of my species
19)Man: may I see u pretty soon
Woman: why? Don’t u think im pretty now?
20)Man: id go through anything for u
Woman: good. lets start with ur bank account
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hey this is pickup responses vol II look 4 vol III coming soon

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