hey this is pickup responses vol I. there will b 2 more

1)Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2)Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
3)Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
4)Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
5)Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
6)Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
7)Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, no services today.
8)Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
9)Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
10) Man: I'm an artist and I look for faces like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I look for faces like yours