Reasons I Wish I was a
Cat:
1. They can be
lazy all day and never have someone tell them to get up &
do something. Nobody can tell them what to do, because they
don't understand our human languages.
2. They don't have to clean up after themselves.
3. Their owners buy everything for them, and they don't
even have to do anything for it.
4. They sleep whenever they want, for however long they
want.
5. They don't get judged.
6. They're awesome.
7. They're furry. Who wouldn't want to be furry?
8. 9 lives. In case you screw up one life, you have 8 more to
go.
9.One word: meow.
10. Bullshit & drama
free.
