"Bats got
in her hair.""Got a
cold from a puppy.""Hurt his
back chasing a beaver.""Had a
headache after going to too many garage
sales.""Brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug
cartel while in Mexico.""Ate too
much at a party.""A
refrigerator fell on him.""Got his
toe caughtin a vent
cover.""Drank
anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital.""Deer bit
him during hunting season."