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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Or Mrs. . .

.



REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/ MOM . .

.



FAKE FRIENDS: Never have seen you cry . . .


REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you . . .


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days



then give it back ...



... REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they

forget it's yours . . .



FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you...


REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you . .

.



FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front


door.. . . .



REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home"

. . .



FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall

over.. . . .



REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and


shout "dog-pile" . . .



FAKE FRIENDS: Are around for awhile.. . . .


REAL FRIENDS: Are around for life . . .



FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner



REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it

. . .

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this . . .

REAL FRIENDS : will steal this . .
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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Or Mrs. . . . REAL FRIENDS:

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