Mary IN Religon Class:
One say in religion class mary was sleeping and the teacher asked her a question.
"Who made adam and eve"
Billy in back of her bokes her with a pencil. Mary shot up and yelped.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!"
"very good" the teacher replied
A little bit later she teacher asked mary another question.
"who is gods son"
mary replied after billy poked her with the pencil "jesus crist!!!"
the teacher sard "great, now class i bet mary knows what eve said after her and adam's 28th child"
billy poked her for the last time mary replied..
"IF U STICK THAT TRIMNG IN ME AGAIN ILL BREAK YOU AND IT INTO TWO!!"
and the teacher fainted