THE BLONDE AND THE HORSE:
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and
the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady
and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving
up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse
and throws herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the
horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and
over. As
her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune...............
Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.