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56 faves · 100 comments · Nov 17, 2011 9:36am

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lexi1020 · 1 decade ago
i ate out a stripper because i have a noodle in my nose :P
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badwolf* · 1 decade ago
i ate out the koo-aid man because i have an amazing smile
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Hmkay8710 · 1 decade ago
i kissed an emo kid because thats how i roll...
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beachchic3000 · 1 decade ago
i kissed paris hilton becuase i hav an amazing smile!?
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dancebabe2525 · 1 decade ago
i wish i ran shirtless with justin bieber ......... hhahahhahaha jut kidding
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GenesisCarmil · 1 decade ago
I killed a french fry because I love hair :)
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glittergirl99 · 1 decade ago
i killed a bowl of cereal cuz thats how i roll lol (:
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ohsnapitslauren26 · 1 decade ago
i ate out a fork because im a pimp and your jealous
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local103 · 1 decade ago
i slept with a fork because the lil people told me to
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CassieLane · 1 decade ago
I killed a jar of honey because I'm beautiful
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livinsummerx3 · 1 decade ago
I shot a stripper because I'm beautiful.
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blondiebarbie · 1 decade ago
i stabbed paris hilton because i hate my life. awkward.
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moveonhunx3 · 1 decade ago
i killed an easter egg cause i'm a pimp and your jealous.
lolol(x
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MisguidedGhosts · 1 decade ago
I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I'm beautiful xD

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KylaRayne · 1 decade ago
i cleaned a fork because im a pimp and you're jealous lmao(:
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crAAAzygurl420 · 1 decade ago
I cuddled with a toothbrush because I'm sexy.
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chickenita · 1 decade ago
I ran shirtless with a horse becuse I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
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llamaluver678 · 1 decade ago
i shot a french fry cause the lil people told me to. lol
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LondonGurl · 1 decade ago
I cuddled an orange because little people told me to
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Smiles_Like_Dat · 1 decade ago
I ran naked with a teacher because I licked your ear.
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