"Mommy, he MADE me do it!!!" said Katie.
"Well, he couldn't of MADE you do it, because you wouldnt have that
huge stomach!!!" said her mother.
"Mom, he said he would give me $10," protested Katie.
"I dont care how much he gave you! Why did you do it? You knew it
would hurt!" said her mother.
*Mike walks in*
"Heres you're $10! And how many cakes did you eat again?"
Lol... I found it funny. 100% original **Val