A young man goes into a drug store to buy
condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or
12 and asks which the young man wants. " well," he
said, " I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think
tonight's " the night." " We're having
dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And
I've got a feeling I'm going to get lucky ...after that. Once she's had me, she'll
want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.
" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that
evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down
for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans
over and says, " you never told me that you were such a
religious person. " He leans over to her and says, "
You never told me that your father was a
pharmacist."
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