edward cullen's tips

on how to get girls:

♥ girls love older men.

be about 87 years older than her.

♥ sparkle in the sunlight like

a gay forest fairy.

♥watch her sleep. it won't be creepy.

♥ make it very clear that her

blood smells delicious and you

want to eat her.

♥ refuse to let her see her friends.

♥ abandon her for six months then

come back when she jumps off a cliff.

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edward cullen's tips on how to get girls: ♥ girls

1191 faves · 21 comments · Oct 30, 2011 12:22am

xoingly · 1 decade ago
first thing to make me laugh all day. lmfao.
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casamxo · 1 decade ago
watch her sleep....... it won't be creepy. lmfaoo, love thiss!
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blah_blah · 1 decade ago
..and get her pregnant with a baby that'll potentially kill her
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brookielovesvolleyball · 1 decade ago
i laughed the whole time i was reading this:)
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TwilightDecember13 · 1 decade ago
ROTFL
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taylorlautner4lifee · 1 decade ago
haha. TEAM JACOB FOR LIFEEE!!!!!!!!!
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kaywee27 · 1 decade ago
i just died. <3333333
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silverarrows · 1 decade ago
Team Edward Forever ♥
:P
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indianaxo_ · 1 decade ago
hahah ! this is hilarious . (:
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Anzelly · 1 decade ago
Lmaoooo
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DontStopBelievingXO · 1 decade ago
watch her sleep...it wont be creepy< 3
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GodKeepsMeGoing · 1 decade ago
Haha wow, I'm definitely a twilight fan, but this is still precious (:
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emilyandthatsall · 1 decade ago
i read this to my mom and she started laughing! :)
we watched twilight and, vampires suck so she loved this xDD
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