One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street
gang.
walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to
God and said, "God,
there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What
do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type.
Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he
comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're
gone!"
"Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."