Actual Answering Machine
Messages.
*My wife and i can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as
we're finished.
*This is not an answering
machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the
tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for
calling...and I'll think about returning your call.
*Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is john's
refrigerator. Speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to
myself with one of these magnets.
*Hi. Now YOU say
something.
*Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.
*Hello!If you
leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message,
I'll call sooner.
boredomm, sorry if it doesnt turn out well =(
cutiegal9461 · 1 decade ago
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LOL OMG I CANT BELIVE THAT PPL ACCTUALLY HAVE THOSE!!! THE FIRS T1 IS EWWWWWW!! BUT ITS STILL FUNNY LIKE UR OTHER QUOTES!!