15 Reasons Why You Should Date a Dancer:

1. We are always working on our technique.
2. We love tight clothing.
3. We strive for perfect performance.
4. One word: flexible
5. We know not to step out of line.
6. We always wanna be on top.
7. We like to make people yell and scream.
8. We like to be out of breath.
9. We dont wear underwear on a daily basis
10. Pick your position, because we practice 5 every day.
11. We dont mind a little competition.
12. We have great legs.
13. We know that sit-ups do the body good.
14. We're not ashamed to say that we can do a split with our legs.
15. Dancing is a vertical expression of horizontal desire.