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so one
day a group of
prostitutes were arrested. one
of the prostitutes grandma said
"Why are all of you sitting in a line?" she replied "um we are buying oranges." grandma said
" I will buy one too!" the cope came and said " how do you do it? your so old!" she said " well i just pull out my dentures and suck em dry!" the cop fainted....


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so one day a group of prostitutes were arrested. one of the prostitutes

7 faves · Oct 8, 2011 9:46pm

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