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Fake Friends vs. Real Friends....
FAKE FRIENDS – Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS – Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS – Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS – Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS – Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS – Could write a whole book about you.
FAKE FRIENDS – Would knock on the front door.
REAL FRIENDS – Walk right in and say “MUM, DAD, I'M HOME!”.
FAKE FRIENDS – Will help you up when you fall down.
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on to of you and shout "SANDWICH!"
FAKE FRIENDS – Will bail you out of jail.
REAL FRIENDS – Will be sitting next to you saying “THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!”.
FAKE FRIENDS – Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS – Are for life.


 


 


 


 


 


 

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