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Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't see from wall to wall.
Soulja Boy died cuz he cranked that too hard.
Jordin Sparks  died cuz she had no air.
Lil Mama died cuz she ran out of
lipgloss.
Flo Rida died cuz he go too low.
Fat Joe died cuz he
leaned back to far,
Ne-Yo died cuz he couldn't get
closer.
Mariah Carey died cuz people keep touching her body.
Beyonce died cuz she couldn't move to the left.
Lil Wayne died cuz he choked on a lollipop.
Rihanna died cuz she melted cuz she didn't have her
umbrella. (and the rehab didn't help)
The Pussycat Dolls died cuz they didn't have their bottlepops.
Natasha Bedingfield died cuz she didn't have an angel.
Pitbull died cuz he got to krazy

Pink died.. So What?
Madonna and JT died cuz it took longer than 4 minutes.

Britney died cuz the ice broke.
Christina died cuz she didn't
keep getting better.
Jo bros died cuz nobody heard their
SOS.
Alicia Keys died cuz she kept
fallin' in and out of love.
T.I. died cuz everyone else was
dead and gone.
The Veronicas died because they were
untouched.
Colby O'Donis died cuz he saw
what you got.
Savage died cuz he forgot how to
swing.
Missy Elliot dies cuz she lost control.
And how did Miley Cyrus die? Someone smashed her fly on the wall.

Most of this is MINE!!!!!!♥ credit to who ever made the first couple of them!!!!

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Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't see from wall to wall. Soulja

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