Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't
see from wall to
wall.
Soulja Boy died cuz he cranked that too hard.
Jordin Sparks died cuz she had no
air.
Lil Mama died
cuz she ran out of lipgloss.
Flo Rida died cuz he go too low.
Fat Joe died cuz
he leaned back
to far,
Ne-Yo died cuz he couldn't get closer.
Mariah Carey died cuz people
keep touching her body.
Beyonce died cuz she couldn't
move to the left.
Lil Wayne died cuz he choked on a
lollipop.
Rihanna died
cuz she melted cuz she didn't have
her umbrella.
(and the
rehab didn't help)
The Pussycat
Dolls died cuz they didn't have their bottlepops.
Natasha
Bedingfield died cuz she didn't have an angel.
Pitbull died cuz
he got to krazy
Pink died.. So
What?
Madonna and JT died cuz it took longer
than 4
minutes.
Britney died cuz the ice broke.
Christina
died cuz she didn't keep getting better.
Jo
bros died cuz nobody heard their SOS.
Alicia
Keys died cuz she kept fallin' in and out of
love.
T.I. died cuz everyone else was
dead and
gone.
The Veronicas died because
they were untouched.
Colby
O'Donis died cuz he saw what you
got.
Savage died cuz he forgot how
to swing.
Missy Elliot dies cuz she lost
control.
And
how did Miley Cyrus die? Someone smashed her
fly on
the wall.
Most of this is
MINE!!!!!!♥ credit to who ever made the first couple of
them!!!!
Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't see from wall to wall. Soulja
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Dec 13, 2008 11:12am