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~WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

~WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?

Brown-bagging it.

~WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

No one else wants it.

~WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?

So brunettes can remember them.

~WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?

Invisible.

~WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?

"Has the blonde left yet? "

~WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

~WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

~WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?

The invitation

~WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?

A hostage

~WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?

Fisher-Price

~WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?

It matches their mustache

~KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES? Brunettes, they had

nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights

no offense to any brunettes

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