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HI,
I'm  Australian,


no, I don't ride my kangaroo to school, live in the outback wearing my cowboy hat, or next to the beach, only wearing bikinis, when I see someone they don't immediately say g'day,  no,don't eat kangaroo and crocodile for breakfast, have koalas in by back yard, and

NO, I DON'T
call all my friends
MATE!

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HI, I'm Australian, no, I don't ride my kangaroo to school,

24 faves · 3 comments · Sep 10, 2011 3:03am

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marchy98 · 1 decade ago
bahahah TRUEE!!!!!!!
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ApatheticPuppet · 1 decade ago
Lol nahhh they call em "BRO" or "DUDE" unless that's just from where I live in Aus. BUT AUSSIES FTW!!! [x
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anna_girlygirl · 1 decade ago
Its funny because people think we REALLY do ride kangaroo's to school, although bogons do call everyone mate...!! LMAO! ♥ xxo Anna
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