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BIRTHDAY MONTH
January - I kissed
February- I hugged
March- I slapped
April- I f*cked
May- I touched 'whos' as
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June- I danced with
July- I showered with
August- I sang with
September- I'm best friends with
October- I touched 'whos' hair
November- I married
December- I partied with


HAIR COLOR
Blonde- Harry Styles
Dark Brown- Justin Bieber
Redhead/Ginger - Drake
Light Brown- Chris Brown
Black- Joe Jonas
Other- Bruno Mars


SHIRT COLOR

Pink - On a Monday
Blue- On a Tuesday
White- On a Wednesday
Green- On a Thursday
Red- On a Friday
Black- On a Saturday
Other- On a Sunday






FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A- Because I was drunk
B- Because I love pudding
C- Because he's worth it
D- And then I made-out with him
E- Because my mom told me to
F- Because he wrote me a song
G- Because he asked me to
H- Because he sang to me
I-   And I enjoyed it
J-  And then I killed him
K- Because it was my destiny  
L-  Because I said so
M- Because I love his hair
N- Because I love his personality
O- Because I'm cool
P- Because it was my homework
Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
R- Jk I didn't
S- Because we're in love
T- Because his mother told us to
U- Because he likes me
V- And then we ate oreos
W- And then we ate carrots
X- Because I'm a stalker
Y- Because I wanted to
Z- And then we went to the pool


 
COMMENT :)
I got... I F*cked Harry Styles On a Friday Because We're in Love. lol.


 

 
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269 faves · 348 comments · Sep 5, 2011 2:28am

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carlienorma1119 · 1 decade ago
I Married Chris Brown on a Friday Because He's Worth It!
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jbnbtr · 1 decade ago
I partied with Harry Styles on a Sunday because I love his hair.
I DOO love his hair!!
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
i partied with Justin Bieber on Wednesday because we are in love :D
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Hannahxoxo · 1 decade ago
I sang with Justin Bieber on a Tuesday because he sang to me.

Well that's cool.
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NiiKKiiStyles · 1 decade ago
I kissed Harry Styles On Friday Because I'm Cool ( ;
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321pazzy123 · 1 decade ago
I showered with Justin Beiber on a Saturday because it was my homework ;) Whenever I do these things I also gets something with JB =]
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SecretNinjaCat · 1 decade ago
I SHOWERED WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!! (On a wednesday because he's worth it :P)
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Tashabfd · 1 decade ago
i love justin bieber on wednesday because of his personality!
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Brooke_was_here_xox · 1 decade ago
I kissed Justin Bieber on a Tuesday because I love pudding...WTF??
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HabiiBa · 1 decade ago
I JB on a Sunday because he sang to me.
DAMN WHY DIDN'T I GET HARRY STYLES
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IHeartMyZombieBoyfriend · 1 decade ago
I partied with Justin Bieber on a Monday because it was my destiny,

I bet a JB fan would love to get this one lololol
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LoveTaylorSwift · 1 decade ago
I f*cked justin bieber on a Friday and we ae oreos.... LOL
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bubbles_popChic · 1 decade ago
I married Drake on a Saturday because I said so ??
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iAmSwag · 1 decade ago
I showered with chris brown on a saturday because it was my destiny.
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danca4eva1224 · 1 decade ago
i partied with bruno mars on a sunday because i said so
yaa buddy i partied w. my husband :)
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musiccxcrazyy · 1 decade ago
i touched joe jonas's on a sunday because i was drunk
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happyminimimi · 1 decade ago
I kissed Bruno Mars on a saturday because he's worth it ;)
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jamied2014 · 1 decade ago
I'm best friends with Justin Bieber. On Monday I killed him. Awe l bet Selena would be mad at me v
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tacos_cookies_xx · 1 decade ago
I f*cked Justin Bieber on a Monday Because I love his hair. Smh.
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shortstacklover · 1 decade ago
I showered with Justin Bieber, on a Wednesday, and made-out with him.
Oh how lovely, to the fact that i hate him hahah :)
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