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I eat what you eat in 1O years ; in 2 days.

Fatter than a muthafucka.

Ladies love me ; I'm on that Jenny Craig.

If you ate what I ate what would you weigh?

I walk it all off ; I do pilaties.

Then I gain it all back ; I hate my body.

Look at me now. Look at me now.

I'm eatin' wafers. ;; Look at me now.

(sorry its not pretty)

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I eat what you eat in 1O years ; in 2 days. Fatter than a muthafucka.

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