Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!


How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

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